a bride on her wedding night says 2 her husband "I must confess darling I was a hooker" he says "that's alright dear your past is your past but I must admit I find it erotic , tell me about it" the wife says "my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan!".
little Johnny's neighbour had a baby, but he was born without ears. Johnny & his mum & dad went to visit the baby & Johnny was warned not to mention its ears or he would get a spanking.
Johnny looked in the cot & said:" what a lovely baby. lovely feet, hands & skin. how is his eyesight??"
the baby's mother said it was perfect.
Johnny replied: "that's great because he'd be buggered if he needed glasses."
