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Fred and Mary
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Fred and Mary
Fred and Mary get married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together .

In the morning, Johnny , Fred's little brother,gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom If Fred and Mary are up yet .
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."


Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,"Are Fred and Mary up yet ?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think!Eat your lunch and go back to school ."


After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?"


He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue ."

Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".
29th August 2007 19:29
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Fred and Mary
Hahaha superb Smile

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30th August 2007 03:20
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Fred and Mary
lol I'm starting to wonder what you do at work all day?

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30th August 2007 09:47
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Fred and Mary
I'm saying nothing Rolleyes

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30th August 2007 15:49
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Fred and Mary
Unfortunately I work all day Sad but the funnies I email from home all after 4pm Big Grin . Oh for a job working from home^_^

Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".
30th August 2007 16:45
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Fred and Mary
yes I'm aware of that but I have a funny feeling that you are told the jokes at work Smile

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30th August 2007 19:28
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Fred and Mary
The odd one but as I work for the NHS we aren't allowed personal emails (cough cough) so most of them come from home Wink

Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".
31st August 2007 15:52
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