Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them...

Q:How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, feminists can't change anything.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.

Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

Q: What's the job application to Hooters?
A: They just give you a 36DD bra and say: Here, fill this out.

Hahahaha fantastic mate

thats so sexiest

but funny i suppose

Whats the difference between a woman with PMT and a bulldog?


Lipstick