a man is sitting in a bar when another man walks in and punches him in the face
"thats karate from china says the man", and walks out
about 10 mins later he walks in and kicks the same man in the leg,
"thats jujitsu from japan" and sits down,
the other man walks out
about 30 mins later he walks in again and knocks the other man out cold, and walks to the bartender and says
"when he wakes up, tell him that was a shovel from BnQ":lol:

LOL haha very good