Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection.

"What's that, Mummy?" asks the child.
"Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on.

A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?"
"That, son, is the elephant's penis."
"Mummy said it was nothing."
"Your mother's spoilt, Son!"

hehe :lol:

Hehehe

[FONT='Comic Sans MS']A little Johnny and 5 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" Johnny says , "I think it's about time we started swearing."[/FONT][FONT='Franklin Gothic Medium'][/FONT]
[FONT='Comic Sans MS']The 5 year old nods his head in approval.[/FONT][FONT='Franklin Gothic Medium'][/FONT]
[FONT='Comic Sans MS'] "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"[/FONT][FONT='Franklin Gothic Medium'][/FONT]
[FONT='Comic Sans MS']"OK" the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.[/FONT][FONT='Franklin Gothic Medium'][/FONT]
[FONT='Comic Sans MS']His mother walks into the kitchen and asks Johnny what he wants for breakfast.[/FONT][FONT='Franklin Gothic Medium'][/FONT]
[FONT='Comic Sans MS']"Oh s**t, mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops"[/FONT][FONT='Franklin Gothic Medium'][/FONT]
[FONT='Comic Sans MS']WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, he gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.[/FONT][FONT='Franklin Gothic Medium'][/FONT]
[FONT='Comic Sans MS'] She looks at the 5 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"[/FONT][FONT='Franklin Gothic Medium'][/FONT]
[FONT='Comic Sans MS']"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*****g Coco Pops."[/FONT]
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sandululi Wrote:A little Johnny and 5 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" Johnny says , "I think it's about time we started swearing."
The 5 year old nods his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
"OK" the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
His mother walks into the kitchen and asks Johnny what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh s**t, mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops"
WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, he gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looks at the 5 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*****g Coco Pops."
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Hahahah superb

Hahahah very funny:lol: