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Little Johnny
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sandululi Offline
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny asks his dad for a telly in his room.

He reluctantly agrees.

Next day Johnny comes down stairs and asks " Dad whats love juice ? "

Dad looks horrified and tells Johnny all about sex.

Johnny just sat with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad says " So what were you watching ? "

Johnny said " Wimbledon "
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9th July 2007 16:46
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yippeee a new post, O nooooo a bad joke about tennis:wacko:
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9th July 2007 17:09
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Oh dear, oh very deary me
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9th July 2007 18:53
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Hahahah i like it Smile
You Can't have manslaughter without laughter!!!
9th July 2007 19:33
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Me too! Little Johnny jokes are great.
9th July 2007 23:39
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sorry but little Johnny jokes are only funny when you have a little Willy to go with them
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10th July 2007 07:27
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Match Wrote:sorry but little Johnny jokes are only funny when you have a little Willy to go with them

Thats just plain rude Match!!!
You Can't have manslaughter without laughter!!!
10th July 2007 09:13
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I'm still trying to work out how that applies to me Wink
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10th July 2007 16:22
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Well the only Little Willy I ever knew about was owned by Ethel on Eastenders so got no idea what you're going on about Match.
10th July 2007 17:46
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Sweet had a Little Willy that wouldnt go home Smile
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10th July 2007 17:48
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