The inspirational and essential guide to modern living has re-opened!

Please do not hesitate to post your problems, no matter how personal or intimate, and I will be happy to give you the benefit of my wisdom and experience.

I have returned from the rehabiliation centre refreshed and eager to return to sorting out all of your little problems. The kind and understanding frog-people have given me my crayons and wallpaper so I can write again!:eek:

May be you can give me some advise on the best way to kill my ex-wife as I believe that doing this would cure the urges to kill my ex-wife

Can you please explain why we only have a summer in September?

Thank you

scruffyrd Wrote:Can you please explain why we only have a summer in September?

Thank you

Next year, summer will be on a Wednesday. You have been warned.

with the way climate change is going we'll be having summer at Christmas, Barbecued Turkey for Xmas dinner

Where the hell is Zaglimorph?

Your search - Zaglimorph - did not match any documents

Are you Uncle Nic, Match hmm? No you are not and only Uncle Nic knows who and where Zaglimorph is...

ACTUALLY............its 4 miles west of moggelymorph

Hello auntie nic. I got married in May this year and would like to know how soon I should wait before having an affair? Also, who is best to have it with?