I have upset Bagpuss by escaping the deadly evil known as Ant & Dec's Saturday Takeaway.

These men are really the Devil's Testicles and anyone watching them will be doomed for all eternity.

I have sought solace in the arms of my Dream Theater album "Octavarium" of which is superb - Jordan Rudess & co will deliver me from evil.

Ant & Dec are a particular favourite of Bagpuss', and I now believe her soul is lost for all eternity.:eek:

Ant & Dec I hate and abhor them i would love to tie them up and put them in one of the caravans on Top Gear just before they blow it up or cause a devastating death to said instrument of holidayinismthingmebobajiggle. Although i did like their movie Alien Autopsy i found myself watching it with a very wide smile indeed.

Saturday night pap or C**P!

Ant 'n' Dec's saturday night takeaway i've flushed better stuff down the pan :lol: ........ said THOMAS CRAPPER!

Biker Grove was enough WARNING! "RED ALERT" Ant and Dec are talentless Sausage Jockey's!

TV Executive they will be ideal for mind numbing senseless saturday night viewing. They give Gordies a bad name, i'm surprised they hav'ent been beaten within and inch of their weedy little lives.

Send them into The Celebrity Jungle, put them in a rattlesnake infested pit with no pants on :eek:

AND LET US GLOAT FOR A CHANGE!

I have but 5 simple words to utter on this subject.

I want them to die.

That is all