A man staggers into A&E with a golf club wrapped round his throat.
Concerned, the doctor asks what happened.
"well," begins the man."I was having a quiet round of golf with the wife when she sliced her ball into a field of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something small and white in its backside. I walked over, lifted up its tail and, sure enough, there was the wifes golf ball lodged right in the middle of its ****....and thats when I made my mistake."
"what did you do?" asked the Doc.
" I yelled to my wife: Hey, this looks like yours ! "

hahah thats ace

How do you make a dog drink?























Put it in the liquidiser. :eek:

Alan Wrote:hahah thats ace

alot better than yours in 3d forums