This is a new section where you can tell me any personal or intimate problems and I will try to offer some advice.

Feel free to ask me anything.

I always wanted to know why daffodils are yellow

I am an Agony Uncle - not a horticulturalist.

I suggest you go talk to the daffodils and ask them directly.

If and when you get an answer - then you will certainly need my help!

They told me blue

Well, Al needs help then

In my capacity of a part-time Samaritan I feel I need to dig deep into my experience and sensitivity..............mmm............I suggest that all you window-licking plant botherers go talk to the lamposts - you losers!

You're not a very good agony uncle are you?!!!

kaz Wrote:You're not a very good agony uncle are you?!!!

And how many agony Uncles do you know?

He is the best one ive ever seen even if he isnt any good :o

Alan Wrote:And how many agony Uncles do you know?

He is the best one ive ever seen even if he isnt any good :o

See,you agree Nic's no good as an agony uncle
I don't really need an agony uncle, I'm perfectly sane and fine and dandy thankyou






and anyway,it's you who gets your ear chewed

I think I am living with a nutcase, he keeps talking to himself and running around the house shouting PANIC! PANIC! and waving his arms about.

What should I do?