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Thread Rating: 0 Votes - 0 Average 1 2 3 4 5 Threaded Mode | Linear Mode They get worse Author Message scruffyrd Senior Member Posts: 476 Joined: May 2007 Post: #1 They get worse went to the cemetery to put some flowers down the other day. as I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin. 3 hours go by and they're still walking about with it . I thought to myself. these idiots have lost the plot.! Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. 12th September 2007 23:56 scruffyrd Senior Member Posts: 476 Joined: May 2007 Post: #2 They get worse a bride on her wedding night says 2 her husband "I must confess darling I was a hooker" he says "that's alright dear your past is your past but I must admit I find it erotic , tell me about it" the wife says "my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan!". Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. 12th September 2007 23:58 scruffyrd Senior Member Posts: 476 Joined: May 2007 Post: #3 They get worse little Johnny's neighbour had a baby, but he was born without ears. Johnny & his mum & dad went to visit the baby & Johnny was warned not to mention its ears or he would get a spanking. Johnny looked in the cot & said:" what a lovely baby. lovely feet, hands & skin. how is his eyesight??" the baby's mother said it was perfect. Johnny replied: "that's great because he'd be buggered if he needed glasses." Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. 13th September 2007 00:00 Alan Administrator Posts: 1,757 Joined: September 2004 Post: #4 They get worse Hehehe superb You Can't have manslaughter without laughter!!! 13th September 2007 00:05 Match Wager Crew Posts: 708 Joined: October 2004 Post: #5 They get worse lol Dobby is actually an elf that is 'banned' from gigs! 13th September 2007 07:05 « Next Oldest | Next Newest »   View a Printable Version Send this Thread to a Friend Subscribe to this thread Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Private Messages User Control Panel Who's Online Search Forum Home WageR -- News And Announcements -- Gigs & Events -- The Wager Gallery -- Wager' Merchandise General Chit Chat -- General -- Music -- Movies and TV -- Sport -- Jokes User(s) browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)

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